TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER

AN EMERGENCY PLAN

A heartwarming tail and a cautionary tale

For years, we’ve all heard about building a wall on the border. But did you know we’re not the only country that’s got a wall controversy?

This is a tough time of year, probably the dreariest time of all. Sometimes, when you feel like the weather stinks, everybody’s sick, everybody’s broke, and there’s nothing to look forward to, all you need to do is to look around and find somebody that’s worse off. So, in an effort to uplift and entertain, here’s a few escapades from stupid criminals. These people will make you feel better for one reason…YOU ARE NOT THEM.

I feel like I’ve used the above column title before. My apologies if I have. I know I’ve commented recently about how hard things can be in the winter.

Remember Bear Bryant, the great football coach from Alabama? During his 25 years at Alabama, he won six national championship and thirteen conference championships. He’s one of the top ten winningest football coaches in collegiate history. Bear Bryant knew his stuff. But then Bear Bryant was never a farmer.

I was talking with my buddy Frank the other day and he asked if I’d had any experience with feral cattle. “Well,” I said, “not exactly, but kinda.”